Monday 3 September 2012

Obituary Challenge


So I was tagged by Sary.. Basically its this:

The Rules:
 Link back to whoever tagged you.
Put these rules in your tag
Write an obituary about yourself (it can be as funny or as serious as you like)
Write a paragraph or two (or more if necessary) in length.
You may tag up to 10 people, and be sure to link them.
Have fun, because creative writing is one of the greatest joys in life!


So here goes:

Caitlin was 23, when she passed away this Monday the 3rd of September. She was single with no children. Caitlin is survived by her parents and younger sister. Her job was boring and mind numbing. No doubt she will be easily replaced.  Life wasn't particularly good to her. She had been single approximately 4 and a half years when she passed from a heart attack brought upon by her comfort eating. Though she tried on more than one occasion to succeed but has never quite been accepted by society. Her creative designs never sold and she was never very popular. Caitlin was shy and uncomfortable in public and was paranoid about what people thought of her.

Her funeral will be held next Friday. She has requested that she be cremated on a funeral pyre. There was $300 bequested in her will for alcohol.


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I dont like retagging so yeah lol

Livi DedGrrl

2 comments:

  1. It should be... Caitlin was extremely attractive (and still is, any necrophiliac would be happy to have her) and awesome :3

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